![]() 07/14/2015 at 21:00 • Filed to: JADE HELM TEXAS MILITARY | ![]() | ![]() |
... And there’s nothing to report ... had a Whataburger.
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My friend was visiting and saw a Whataburger and misinterpreted the sign.
“I don’t think I want to eat at a place that’s surprised about the presence of a burger. What!? A Burger!?... it does not inspire confidence.”
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Skynet took us over already, that’s why.
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I love how ridiculous some of the things about this exercise have got people worried.
The two funniest are:-
*it’s the first step to Barack Obama declaring martial law
*tunnels are being built underneath Walmarts
Apparently one Texas governor has asked for the state national guard to watch over it and some (ridiculous) civilians are going to conduct ‘counter insurgency training’.
Someone please tell these people the nukes are coming so they go and hide in their bunkers and bomb shelters and someone will let them know when it’s safe to come out.